![I need to be here so bad, I could throw up.
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Music Festival Lineup of the Day: Hot off the virtual presses, it’s the lineup of this year’s Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. (Click here to embiggen.)
The festival, which will be held over two weekends for the first time, is set to feature a performance by the also-reunited Refused.
Wave of parody lineups in 3… 2…
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I need to be here so bad, I could throw up.
Music Festival Lineup of the Day: Hot off the virtual presses, it’s the lineup of this year’s Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. (Click here to embiggen.)
The festival, which will be held over two weekends for the first time, is set to feature a performance by the also-reunited Refused.
Wave of parody lineups in 3… 2…
[@coachella.]
This was originally posted February 26, 2010.
I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…
You don’t have to be a lady to enjoy this. Brilliant womens on the line-up, including yours truly. Come out - it’s not only free, it’s sexy.
I’m allowed to objectify womens. I am one.
Room 101 is stoked to announce our first Women! Comedy! Festival!
The lineup is nuts. The start time is seven. The admission is free.
************7:00
Just Mimsy - Tiffany Aleman, Jessica Rice, Nicky Urban, and Leann Bowen
That’s What She Said - Colleen Lindt, Lara Zvirbulis, Stephanie…
There are dreamers, and there are realists in this world. You would think the dreamers would find the dreamers, and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need a realist to keep them from getting too close to the sun, and the realists? Well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.
—Modern family (via dezzzam)
(Source: foreverxyoung)
I wish I was more of a real nerd sometimes. Instead, I choose to enjoy them without abandon. Here’s to tonight and the Tournament of Nerds at UCB.
SMBC.
The Original Monster Mash from John Carpenter
Amazing. Absolutely the best Halloween video I’ve seen.
Dear old womens who work out and wear cute, hip clothes:
Stop it. Just stop. And not because it’s lame to try and be like us young fresh cutlets. No, because it’s confusing. Gather around the campfire kiddies as I whisper you a tale so horrifying you’ll scream, “this isn’t horrifying at all! Why am I screaming!?”
This morning as I was racing down the street towards some important destination (probably a toilet), I spied with my little eyes a saucy little number jaunting down the sidewalk. The air was as brisk as her flouncy walk. This was a young pup, just bursting with energy. She wore tight skinny jeans, tailored to her shapely legs. Her gray cardigan hugged her curves; she looked like a young sexy librarian from behind.
I rounded the axis by which I could see her face, and lo and behold!
Grandma City.
So ladies, I can’t be objectifying no Grannies. They’ve lived, they deserve respect. Get it together Grammas, and start falling apart. You’re making the rest of us (me) look bad here.
Urban Improv of the Day: Improv Everywhere founder Charlie Todd married longtime girlfriend and partner in improv crime Cody Lindquist over the weekend.
Since “wedding ceremony” is just a fancy way of saying “opportunity for shenanigans,” Todd arranged to have his friend, former UCBW pro-wrestler Pu Kang Kang (AKA Eugene Cordero), literally crash the wedding pretending to be his bride-to-be’s disgruntled ex-boyfriend.
Bodyslamilarity ensued.
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