Sketch-y Behaviors: Archive

Jan 23rd

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Jan 10th

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Rob Delaney: On Depression & Getting Help →

This was originally posted February 26, 2010. I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…

Dec 28th

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Dec 7th

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Room 101: Room 101 presents: WOMEN! COMEDY!... →

You don’t have to be a lady to enjoy this. Brilliant womens on the line-up, including yours truly. Come out - it’s not only free, it’s sexy. I’m allowed to objectify womens. I am one. room101improv: Room 101 is stoked to announce our first Women! Comedy! Festival! The lineup is nuts. The start time is seven. The admission is free. ************7:00 Just Mimsy -...

Nov 29th

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“There are dreamers, and there are realists in this world. You would think the...”

– Modern family (via dezzzam)

Nov 24th

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Nov 20th

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The Original Monster Mash from John Carpenter Amazing. Absolutely the best Halloween video I’ve seen.

Oct 28th

Dear old womens who work out and wear cute, hip...

Stop it. Just stop. And not because it’s lame to try and be like us young fresh cutlets. No, because it’s confusing. Gather around the campfire kiddies as I whisper you a tale so horrifying you’ll scream, “this isn’t horrifying at all! Why am I screaming!?” This morning as I was racing down the street towards some important destination (probably a toilet), I...

Oct 22nd

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Oct 17th

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“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”

– Albert Einstein (via nevver) Thanks Hans!

Oct 15th

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Oct 12th

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This is my favorite thing on SNL right now. thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon offers tourists some tips on what they should check out while visiting New York City this fall. His friend Derek Zoolander stops by to help him out. [snl.]

Oct 9th

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Oct 7th

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“I spend a lot of time loving on women because (1) women are lovable and...”

– Mindy Kaling, These Are My Favorite Kinds of Guys, Part One (via tulletulle)

Aug 29th

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Googled my name. This is my fave:

Urban Dictionary: nick Nick. the most amazing person alive with a huge penis. Nick p. has a huge penis. buy nickmugs & shirts … add urban dictionary on facebook … www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nick - Cached - Similar Urban Dictionary: nikki Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you’ll ever …...

Aug 23rd

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Jul 26th

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Jul 15th

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It's not you, it's me. A break-up letter.

Well, actually it’s both of us. I would say that you and I have an incendiary relationship. Oh sure, when we make love, it’s magical. You’re warm and tender, your kisses are steamy and fulfilling. But I know what I’m doing is wrong, and afterwards I just feel bad about myself. Yes french fries. I’m breaking up with you. Oh. Don’t give me that cutesy stuff....

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marian16rox asked: Hello. :) How's it going? Just wanted to drop by to thank you for following my blog. It's really appreciated. Have a good day. Cheers!

Jul 9th

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Don't drink and post.

And now my little bumblebee tunas, a rap. About Ham and Cheese wraps. Hey wrap of ham n cheese Did you know to me you please There is so much melty goodness I can’t believe I ever could miss This mustard and these cheapo cheddar Really, what could be better? Ok, world peace That could be good But let’s be honest- In my hood? So let’s just focus on the small Like...

Jul 9th

Conversations with Nicky - Volume II: It's Tuesday...

Good morning Los Angeles. This is how I feel about you. http://grooveshark.com/#/s/At+My+Most+Beautiful/1Y16m3?src=5 So what your saying is, you drunk dial every 818 number you can think of. How does that even make any sense? “I leave you messages just to hear your voice.” That’s a weird habit to have to call all those people. I figured they’d be drunk. You’d....

Jul 7th

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Conversations with Nicky - Volume I: It's Monday,...

Hey Nicky, what are you up to today? Oh, you know, it’s Monday. Doing the ol’ Monday thing. You know. No. I’m not entirely sure sure I do know. Drinking! Duh! Oh. Um. What are you drinking? Wine Coolers. Fuzzy Navel. It’s peachy. You’re peachy. You’re kinda cute, did you know that? Thanks? You’re welcome. I guess that means I’m kind...

Jul 7th

Freedom

All irony aside, I love America. Listening to all the fireworks go off over the past couple of days has got me thinking. I’m so grateful to live in a country where the sounds of explosions are immediately related to celebrating. Instead of associating the sound with fear, we get the beautiful sights, sounds, and smells of freedom. And we are free. I made friends with this great lady from...

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karen carpenter eats: How to Dress for the... →

This is an article my lovely friend Megan wrote. It makes me laugh. And it’s pretty logical. karenismyalias: Over a lifetime, the average American spends more than $10,000 on unnecessary automobile repairs. I just completely made that up, since that’s how easy it is for your mechanic to lie to you! We all fear getting gotten, but through your non-verbal communication, you can possibly...

Jun 16th

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Jun 13th

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“Reasonable request: “The Attorney-General’s kind remarks are noted and...”

– The Wire creator David Simon, in an e-mail to the Times of London responding to Attorney General Eric Holder demand for an additional season of the acclaimed HBO series. [digitalspy / thanks adam!] (via thedailywhat)

Jun 10th

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