July 2011
11 posts
Don't drink and post.
And now my little bumblebee tunas, a rap. About Ham and Cheese wraps.
Hey wrap of ham n cheese
Did you know to me you please
There is so much melty goodness
I can’t believe I ever could miss
This mustard and these cheapo cheddar
Really, what could be better?
Ok, world peace
That could be good
But let’s be honest-
In my hood?
So let’s just focus on the small
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Conversations with Nicky - Volume II: It's Tuesday...
Good morning Los Angeles. This is how I feel about you. http://grooveshark.com/#/s/At+My+Most+Beautiful/1Y16m3?src=5 So what your saying is, you drunk dial every 818 number you can think of. How does that even make any sense? “I leave you messages just to hear your voice.” That’s a weird habit to have to call all those people. I figured they’d be drunk. You’d....
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Conversations with Nicky - Volume I: It's Monday,...
Hey Nicky, what are you up to today? Oh, you know, it’s Monday. Doing the ol’ Monday thing. You know. No. I’m not entirely sure sure I do know. Drinking! Duh! Oh. Um. What are you drinking? Wine Coolers. Fuzzy Navel. It’s peachy. You’re peachy. You’re kinda cute, did you know that? Thanks? You’re welcome. I guess that means I’m kind...
Freedom
All irony aside, I love America. Listening to all the fireworks go off over the past couple of days has got me thinking. I’m so grateful to live in a country where the sounds of explosions are immediately related to celebrating. Instead of associating the sound with fear, we get the beautiful sights, sounds, and smells of freedom. And we are free.
I made friends with this great lady from...
June 2011
8 posts
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This is an article my lovely friend Megan wrote. It makes me laugh. And it’s pretty logical.
karenismyalias:
Over a lifetime, the average American spends more than $10,000 on unnecessary automobile repairs. I just completely made that up, since that’s how easy it is for your mechanic to lie to you! We all fear getting gotten, but through your non-verbal communication, you can possibly...
“Reasonable request:
“The Attorney-General’s kind remarks are noted and...”
– The Wire creator David Simon, in an e-mail to the Times of London responding to Attorney General Eric Holder demand for an additional season of the acclaimed HBO series.
[digitalspy / thanks adam!]
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May 2011
9 posts
