Googled my name. This is my fave:

 

  1. Urban Dictionary: nick

    Nick. the most amazing person alive with a huge penis.  Nick p. has a huge penis. buy nickmugs & shirts  add urban dictionary on facebook 
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  2. Urban Dictionary: nikki

    Quite possibly the cutest, sweetest, and most attractive girl you’ll ever 
    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nikki - Cached - Similar

    Despite forgetting the “y,” the first is the most accurate. Ladies, you know what I’m talkin bout.